"The race is on.”
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
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Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
…Has this been done before?
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST! I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS! XD
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.